Shorty be Tall

On Fox’s “The morning show with Mike and...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:54:25 -0400

On Fox’s “The morning show with Mike and Juliet” a random still of a cat eating spaghetti pops on screen while they’re talking about binge drinking. Someone in the control room is a funny person!!

I met This girl at the renegade craft fair in Brooklyn and her...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:28:39 -0400

I met

This girl

at the renegade craft fair in Brooklyn and her stuff is really awesome. You can buy it

here

I want these sunglasses window shades for my living room…and the Salt n Pepa shakers.

Suck it people who teased me in elementary and middle school!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:06:35 -0400

Vogue declares natural Freckles are IN!

I have the biggest fashion accessory for this fall and I didn’t even PAY for it fools! Okay, I gotta go. Me and Linds Lo are totes busy hangin’ in doors all day so we don’t get a tan! YA HEARD.

Heath Ledger contacts psychic from beyoooood the graaaaaave to talk about Dark Knight success!!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:53:22 -0400

Heath Ledger contacts psychic from beyoooood the graaaaaave to talk about Dark Knight success!!

someone started a Michael Phelps Facts website along the same lines as the Chuck Norris one...it's not as good.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:13:47 -0400

someone started a Michael Phelps Facts website along the same lines as the Chuck Norris one...it's not as good.

It’s so weird to remember being 10 and thinking Jewel was...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:00:13 -0400

It’s so weird to remember being 10 and thinking Jewel was the coolest person ever (besides the Spice Girls). She was especially cool when I popped this cassette in my Walkman and tuned out my parents during the flights to and from Disney World the summer of 1995. I haven’t looked back on ignoring the world since!

I’m kind of REALLY excited for this show…kind of.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:26:44 -0400

I’m kind of REALLY excited for this show…kind of.

I’ve seen a bunch of episodes of Intervention and I have...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:47:00 -0400

I’ve seen a bunch of episodes of Intervention and I have to say this is the most upsetting episode I’ve ever seen. Shit dude. I don’t care if it’s wrong, but this show makes me feel SO much better about my own life.

part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5MoaG046YQ&feature=related

part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfe7_KiGAzg&feature=related

part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbXgovIMXxU&feature=related

part 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RheFHYkYbZ8&feature=related

okay so this is a real video that you should watch right now....

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:07:00 -0400

okay so this is a real video that you should watch right now. It’s got about 7,000 reasons that it’s amazing; you can count them. Start with Michael Landon…1…his hair…2…he’s singing…3…creepy Mark Twain/Einstein lookin’ dude in sepia…4…children on tops of buildings…5…this is only ONE part of a WHOLE SHOW…7,000.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:35:09 -0400

I LOVE THIS VIDEO.

The First Concert I went to was Yes in 1991 when I was 5 years...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:08:38 -0400

The First Concert I went to was Yes in 1991 when I was 5 years old. For about 5 or so years after that concert, I listened to the Union album pretty much every day. This was my favorite song.

I love this show… of course I love the movie.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:21:00 -0400

I love this show… of course I love the movie.

Disney had an apartment on the top floor of the firehouse at...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:02:18 -0400

Disney had an apartment on the top floor of the firehouse at Disneyland that he would stay in from time to time. When a lamp was lit in the middle window, workers at the park knew he was home.

I was OBSESSED with this song when I was younger. When I was...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:30:00 -0400

I was OBSESSED with this song when I was younger. When I was about 10 I began my mooning period (which made a reappearance earlier this year…I refuse to grow up) and, in my strange little 10 year old baltimoron brain, I managed to put this song and my bright white ass together for something my family will never let me forget.

I spent weekends at my Aunt and Uncle’s house along with all my other cousins (we’re all really tight) and they lived in a house right on the water. None of the houses had fences in the backyards so you could easily walk from one house to another. At some point these obnoxious little boys moved in about three houses down from my Aunt and Uncle. They would taunt and yell at my cousins and I from their yard whenever we went outside and it really put a cramp in our paddle boating and football games. One afternoon they were SUPER obnoxious (jumping into the water right by us trying to splash, yelling etc) so I decided to moon them. I pulled down my neon pink shorts and, for some amazing reason, started singing manfred mann’s earth band’s blinded by the light changing the lyrics from “blinded by the light” to “blinded by the white.”