My medication makes me high...and...
Refering to my ghostbusters tattoo:
cletuskcheeks: uhm
cletuskcheeks: ha
cletuskcheeks: this is funny
cletuskcheeks: i'm getting it on my ass
cletuskcheeks: so i can moon people
cletuskcheeks: and have it there
sweetdaddypurns: good.
cletuskcheeks: yeah
cletuskcheeks: it's going to be a milestone in my life
cletuskcheeks: one of those things you tell your grandchildren
sweetdaddypurns: you plan on mooning people past 22
sweetdaddypurns: that's planning
cletuskcheeks: oh shit man
cletuskcheeks: i have a life plan of mooning
cletuskcheeks: who do you think you're talking to?
cletuskcheeks: kathleen turner?
sweetdaddypurns: sort of
sweetdaddypurns: just a little bit
cletuskcheeks: ha
cletuskcheeks: i do look just like her
sweetdaddypurns: oh really?
sweetdaddypurns: we're claiming that now?
cletuskcheeks: well, i was in romancing the stone, so people confuse me for kathy all the time
sweetdaddypurns: no you weren't
sweetdaddypurns: you were negative 2
cletuskcheeks: no, i was in it
cletuskcheeks: check IMDB
cletuskcheeks: i've been in a lawsuit with them for YEARS over them forgetting to bill me
cletuskcheeks: it's bullshit
cletuskcheeks: i did more work on that movie than kathy
sweetdaddypurns: wow
sweetdaddypurns: that's BS
cletuskcheeks: and she gets all the fucking fame
cletuskcheeks: i know
sweetdaddypurns: if you need me to defend you
cletuskcheeks: it's the biz
cletuskcheeks: my lawyers are handling most of it
cletuskcheeks: but i'll let you know
sweetdaddypurns: i can be a character witness, well, sort of.
cletuskcheeks: okay
cletuskcheeks: i had danny devito as a witness
sweetdaddypurns: that may not work in your favor
cletuskcheeks: he hates kathy
cletuskcheeks: she used to call him "little man" all the time
sweetdaddypurns: how'd that go
cletuskcheeks: oh man
cletuskcheeks: he can bite a bitch
sweetdaddypurns: sure can
cletuskcheeks: right on the knee
cletuskcheeks: he's on my side
sweetdaddypurns: learned it for Batman Returns
cletuskcheeks: oh yeah
cletuskcheeks: totes
cletuskcheeks: he calls that the biggest learning experience of his life
sweetdaddypurns: he learned to act for that movie
cletuskcheeks: wanna know the biggest thing he learned?
sweetdaddypurns: what's that
cletuskcheeks: not acting
cletuskcheeks: how to wear white leggings as pants and make his ass crack look petite
cletuskcheeks: it's very slimming
sweetdaddypurns: you taught him that, i suppose
cletuskcheeks: yeah
cletuskcheeks: i was billed as devito wardrobe assistant though, so no lawsuit there
sweetdaddypurns: right
sweetdaddypurns: still way far along in the credits
cletuskcheeks: yeah
cletuskcheeks: but i do it all for the 'rents
cletuskcheeks: and they like it just the same
Jun 26th